If you are a hard-core fan of Hillary Clinton's candidacy, or of the Detroit Pistons, you might want to stop reading right now. But for purely aesthetic reasons, we're passing along a link to a savagely funny piece by TNR's Christopher Orr, speaking in the voice of Pistons' GM Joe Dumars, demanding a seventh game against the Boston Celtics for the NBA Eastern Conference championship. You don't have to accept the accuracy of this "sports parable" to appreciate the craftmanship.