In my last post, I talked about Mitt Romney having a tough decision between going medieval on John McCain at today's CPAC conference, or slowly beginning to fold his tent. Little did I know that the Mittster would use the speech to fold right now.

This should eliminate any lingering doubt about McCain's nomination. Presumably Mike Huckabee will hang around the campaign trail for a while to see what he can do in a one-on-one with McCain; it's not like he's ever counted on fundraising or poll numbers to sustain his candidacy. But it really does mean that many of the conservative disparagers of McCain are going to have to make up their minds pretty fast about where they stand; most of them (particularly in the Grover Norquist/K Street wing of the party) dislike Huckabee as much as or more than McCain.

Nobody's going to pay much attention to anything else Romney says at CPAC, but you should give his text a gander; whatever his actual views, Romney certainly has internalized the conservative world-view at its most lurid. Did you know that we'll all soon be broke if the godless baby-killing, gay-loving, porn-watching liberals win this election? That's the thrust of Mitt's remarks, centering on the clear example of Europe, where it appears mass starvation is just around the corner:

Europe is facing a demographic disaster. That is the inevitable product of weakened faith in the Creator, failed families, disrespect for the sanctity of human life and eroded morality. Some reason that culture is merely an accessory to America’s vitality; we know that it is the source of our strength.

So, ironically, Mitt Romney has become adept at the rhetoric of squaring God with Mammon just as his odd presidential bid comes to a close. At least he has made one genuine nod towards "strong families" by saving some of his children's inheritance--assuming us godless liberals don't tax it away.